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American Says, Dogs Find Bomb in my country
japanese says, Fish play ball in my country
Pakistani's Says, eh ta kuch v nehi,
Sada te vander v sms perh lainda hai (www.bigmobileworld.com)
A kids ask an Old man:
Wut book r u reading sir?
Old man! History book.
Kid! But that a Sex Book.
Old man! For me its History. (www.bigmobileworld.com)
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U. (www.bigmobileworld.com)
I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!! (www.bigmobileworld.com)
A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND. (www.bigmobileworld.com)
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"
(www.bigmobileworld.com)
Heartbeats are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams are endless, memories are timeless A friend like YOU shameless. Oops . Sorry priceless!!
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